The Gaspresso Propeller Project Ripping apart a coffee maker and converting it to Propane- and 12V operation, and developing a hideous control system to mimic ‘bot personality (Douglas Adams-like) SW HW  EL HMI Inspired by Douglas Adams’ “Starship Titanic” and the LiftBot in that story. Gaspresso - an espressoBot - is intended to have a very particular personality, and it is not certain that it will obey all your commands. I am also ‘inverse inspired’ by the speech of todays GPS’es, which are boring and repetitive and have no sense of the user. Why not say “I told you to take left at the last junction!!!” My approach to this challenge is to have a large number of moods X a large number of messages. The messages are fixed, and the one spoken at a particular event depends on what goes on - like e.g. “Water tank is empty”. The mood, hower - which serves as modifier to the message - is picked at random during start-up, and may also be changed later during program execution. The mood called moodAngry would - as an example - phrase this message as “Water tank is empty again! Get your act together and fill it - NOW!”. Human interaction  Stereo sound, vibration, ‘glowing eyes’, and maybe more later (maybe lcd, but they are so ugly), are the means for the ‘bot to express itself. Human input is accomodated for by means of a rotary encoder, a ‘knock detector’ and an RFID reader. There is also a “DO NOT PUSH THIS BUTTON” kind of button, with an until now unknown purpose. Finally - to honor the Propellor, a tiny motor (3x10mm) will rotate a small propeller sometimes. To make it easy for the system to play from a vast number of wav soundfiles, a SD card reader is included, and the SD can easily be popped into a PC and be filled with more talk. Moods and Messages First I had the idea the the ‘bot could switch between a whole range of personalities to avoid that it would repeat itself too much and therefore become booring, but after thinking about it I decided that it should be one personality, but in a large range of moods. If it was cheery to start with, but the user did something stupid, and it switched to angry, it should be easy to recognize that it was still the same ‘bot. Here is the result so far, and I have recorded the full set of messages in 4 moods so far - it’s tedious. The Messages are so far only handwritten, but they will soon get their names and values too. The cybersoul The ‘bot will of course respond to the usual user input required to select the prefered drink, but it will not always be in a rational way. Here are a few of the growing number of ideas: If the user takes too long to turn the knob for making a selection, the ‘bot will either encourage the user, command the user, or just say ‘forget it, and come back later’. Sometimes, after a drink has been made, the ‘bot may ask for user feedback - like ‘was it too strong?’ - and if ‘yes’ it will go sulky, or if ‘no’ it will go happy. A variant could be to ask for ‘likes’ / ‘no likes’ in the Facebook style, and after pronounce how many ‘likes’ so far. The typical tasks that the user will have to perform, such as refilling water tank, fill coffee grains, empty tray, etc. will certainly be monitored for performance and appropriately commented. The user is warned against taking ages to fill the water... All hours are not equal. The onboard real-time clock will be used to decide if a comment - or attitude - is called for. You cannot order a coffee in the middle of the night without getting a comment, or even denial. All days are not equal. Sundays, holydays, national days, known birthdays, etc. may require an appropriate comment - or even the playing of a hymn. Statistics can be fun. Number of coffees prepared, how many times stupid tea had to be made, the lousiness of the user due to the high number of ‘no water’ warnings given, etc,etc. so far so good Bringing in humour and personality The human interface story